31.07.2009 13:47С днём Системного Администратора!

There’s a guy who works in another room,
Or, on another floor.
He’s the one you call,
When your document ain’t there no more.
He’s probably a boy, but he might be a girl,
Or, something in-between.
He’s the only one in the building
Who knows what PC load-letter means.
He’s your System Administrator.
He probably reads comic books.
And you tremble in fear when you have to hear one of his,
«What a dummy», looks.
Got a virus, lost your password or you just can’t print?
In an hour he’ll show and then he’ll crouch and squint.
Fight to save your files, he might be there all day.
But sometimes, he just presses caps lock…and he walks away…
But hey! Suddenly my password works! Hooray!
Hooray, happy Syst. Admin. day,
Gonna buy my guy a gift to say:
«Having you around means I get to stay
Stupid! And uninformed!»
And I can keep opening .exe e-mail attachments,
And forgetting my mother’s maiden name,
And naming files with spaces
And ampersands and colons,
‘Cause you’ll fix it all for me!

Piss him off,
And you’ll be fired by tomorrow morn,
Cause he’s the guy
Who knows that you were surfing porn.
So July 26th….
Make sure you get a present for your…
System….Ad-min-is-traaa-torrr.

(Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie)

С днём Системного Администратора всех коллег! Много пива, и мало глючных серверов! Ну и не забывать про резервное копирование! 🙂